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119 minutes ago
A colleague pointed to my Birkenstock-clad feet and said - as if revealing an extra gruesome detail at a fairground freak show: 'Look everyone! Simon's big toenails are prehensile!'
20 hours ago
Adam Ramsay-Peaty's wife Holly watches on as star reaches 100m breaststroke final after bizarre 10-minute delay to heats - and local hero Duncan Scott surges to gold ○
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a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail
NIK SIMON IN GLASGOW: Scott first dived into this East End pool as a 10-year-old boy. He swam here as a sixth-form student at the 2014 Commonwealth Games.
24 hours ago
Falkland Islanders hit out at Lionel Messi and Co over controversial World Cup banner and blast Argentina's 'dirty' and 'deeply unpleasant' antics during tournament ⊖
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a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail
NIK SIMON IN GLASGOW: The Ministry of Defence commission their only direct flight to the UK so they donned their Commonwealth Games uniform and began the 8,000-mile journey.
2 days ago
SIMON MILLS: I was blindsided by my divorce then realised all my middle-aged friends' marriages are on the rocks too. A divorce coach reveals all the telling signs so many miss, only in the Morning Mail newsletter ⊕⊕
So, this middle-aged, divorced man has an important question. When dating again, is it best that he doesn't talk about the D-word?
4 days ago
Could you have a lost pension worth £9,500? SIMON LAMBERT on how to find your old pots ○
The average lost pension is worth £9,500, so if you have old work pots that slipped the net then a little bit of admin could pay off handsomely.
9 days ago
Newcastle in talks over highly-rated Brighton goalkeeper - and continue discussions over move for Man City and England stopper James Trafford ○
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a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail
SIMON JONES: Newcastle are in talks over Brighton goalkeeper Carl Rushworth and are continuing discussions over a move for Man City goalkeeper James Trafford.
'England... go f*** yourself!': How Three Lions' World Cup semi-final defeat unfolded in Argentina with photos of Lionel Messi on every street corner, the English national anthem drowned out and shops closing early ⊖
NIK SIMON IN BUENOS AIRES: Outside the Casa Rosada, where Argentina's first lady, Eva Peron, famously addressed her supporters in the 1950s, anti-English banners were unfurled.
11 days ago
'We want to win because of Malvinas': What World Cup-obsessed Argentines really think of England semi-final - with anger about the Falklands... and a Maradona lookalike! ⊕
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a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail
NIK SIMON IN BUENOS AIRES: Turn right onto the Avenida Belgrano in Buenos Aires and you cannot miss the 35-metre-tall mural of Lionel Messi.
14 days ago
Can these £9 pants smooth over my back fat and side flubber? SIMON MILLS puts M&S's new shapewear range for men to the test ○
In a quest to smooth over his back fat and side flubber, Simon Mills puts shapewear for men to the test
36 days ago
I bought SpaceX shares but I've sold the lot already: SIMON LAMBERT ⊕
I'm normally a sensible long-term investor but last Friday, I found myself signed-up for the latest stock market craze and the owner of 14 SpaceX shares.