I absolutely love my stepchildren but they had a tough childhood, as anyone who reads Things In Every Room by their half-sister Helen Longstreth will discover.
No surprises from the latest fat jab survey: it reveals that the majority of weight-loss drugs are being bought by middle-class women aged between 30-49.
Gordon Ramsay has let slip that he 'stole' his wife Tana from a friend when they met back in the early Nineties. In the big scheme of things, this doesn't shock me at all.
In the post she is wearing steel-rimmed specs, her neck and décolletage are mottled and her cropped hair is silver. She looks her 68 years and the comments the post triggered are brutal.
Skye Gyngell, one of the country's most influential cooks and restaurateurs, died a few weeks ago, aged 63. She had been ill with a rare skin cancer for 18 months and her death was not unexpected.
I am on a desperate mission to lock down my attention span. I regard myself as fairly disciplined but, according to my screen time notifications, I average seven hours a day.
It's been a tough time for the family, including the late Queen's death, the spectacularly aggressive behaviour of Harry and Meghan and, of course, Catherine's cancer.