QUENTIN LETTS: Starmer speaks English so badly - dead metaphors, rigid cliches - that the words plop out like rabbit droppings ⊖⊖
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17 hours ago
To the Commons for an inert yet scratchy prime ministerial statement on the Iran war. Sir Keir Starmer managed to be both listless and peevish.
10 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: From petrol hikes to doctors' strikes, pub closures and potholes, the national dial has been set to sadness. By gum, we could do with some Easter joy! ⊖
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Booster ignition: that was a crucial stage on Wednesday evening before Nasa's space rocket Artemis II lifted off the launch pad at Cape Canaveral, Florida.
12 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: If you want to reassure voters, it's best if your whole presence on stage doesn't shriek 'HELP!' ○
There was a delay to Sir Keir Starmer's press conference on the war. Perhaps there had been some late-breaking development. No.
18 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: Cleverly flew into a remonstrance... appalled at a stitch-up for the shires ⊖
Our kingdom has its ancient feuds: red rose vs white; Protestant vs papist. But none can match the loathing of urban officialdom for the shires.
19 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: Only Barbara Cartland's purple pen could capture the moment when Sir Ed turned eggy eyes on the PM ○
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The warping of PMQs, so increasingly blatant in recent weeks, continued, writes QUENTIN LETTS.
20 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: MPs wanted to give this foreigner a good biffing. But the Czech Sphinx outfoxed them ○
They call Daniel Kretinsky the 'Czech Sphinx' but the nickname doesn't do him justice. Sphinxes - certainly the one in Egypt - do not gesticulate or jabber as much as Comrade Kretinsky.
21 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: Sir Keir is the human equivalent of foxglove... slowing pulses to perilous levels ⊕
Ninety-eight minutes it lasted. So said the kindly nurse who brought me out of a coma after Sir Keir Starmer's liaison committee hearing. But time might as well have stood still.
24 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: Why President Zelensky's speech in Westminster made me mourn for our political class ⊖
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Here is something nowadays seldom said: at the Houses of Parliament this week a statesman gave a stonking speech.
25 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: These days Kemi's so frisky her gaze dances with mischief. When she said the word 'boob' I tore a hole in my notebook! ⊕
Mrs Badenoch, delighted to have mocked Zack Polanski's past as a breast-enlargement hypnotist, flashed that Terry-Thomas gap in her teeth.
26 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: Believing that our priggish PM is not a bluffing liar is getting harder ⊕
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Owing to Sir Keir Starmer's non-answers, Prime Minister's Questions is now as pointless as the human coccyx, the pelvic bone on a whale, or a drying-out clinic in Mecca. It has become farcical.