QUENTIN LETTS: It was time to crowbar open the tombstones as the Lords debated Starmer's EU 're-set' ⊖
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To the House of Lords to hear the old stiffs debate the Starmerite 're-set' with the European Union. A thicket of grey, bushy eyebrow here, a tremulous claw there. And barely a mention of democracy.
2 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: When Kemi called Sir Keir's lot 'the Paedo Defenders party' Labour MPs screamed in fury and the clerks nearly swallowed their Biros ⊖
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Classic last PMQs before a by-election: rancour, raspberries, general dudgeon. Sir Keir Starmer was super-miffed at all his assailants, clawing right and left, Mr Indignant on a pogo stick.
3 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: What a weasel Sir Ed is! Why do Lib Dem backbenchers put up with this pious prig? ⊕
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Criticising royalty is not normally permitted but the damp Lib Dems were going to be jolly, jolly naughty. Enter His Magnificence Sir Ed Davey...
QUENTIN LETTS: Bridget smiled! It was like seeing a moose in the last furlong at the Grand National ○
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Scary Bridget came to the Commons to present her expensive, complicated reforms to the mad world of special needs teaching. Then a terrifying thing happened: she cracked a hesitant, unfamiliar smile.
16 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: Starmer KC started ranting and turned into Sid Vicious. It was like seeing the Dalai Lama effing and blinding - a total, mad meltdown ⊖
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Another week, another paedo. Confronted by this mishap, the nasal knight lost his rag.
QUENTIN LETTS: Nearly being ousted had given the old booby an adrenaline rush ⊖
Oddly energised by crisis, the nasal knight broke cover in Hertfordshire where he quacked away at a quickly assembled gathering of middle-aged types.
17 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: Starmer's spectral security adviser backed Mandelson. So why is Jonathan Powell still at the heart of No10? ⊕
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Molto panico in Downing Street yesterday. Wickets were falling. Master strategists were gobbling cyanide pills. Aides scurred right and left and further left, white-faced, trousers flapping.
18 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: Blimey, what a Monday! But the nasal knight will live to honk another day ⊕
Everything had been planned beautifully. Mr Sarwar was so proud of his plot that he let the Press know beforehand and even telephoned his 'friend' Sir Keir to tell him what he was going to do
21 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: Starmer's speech was stodgy porridge. Cliche followed cliche in oratory by artificial intelligence. How can a prime minister be so prosaic? ○
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Eyes darting side to side, Sir Keir Starmer said: 'I am sorry.' The words were spoken with sullen emphasis, almost in capital letters.
23 days ago
QUENTIN LETTS: Punctured perhaps beyond repair, Sir Keir Starmer was deflating before our eyes. Kemi kept bayonetting him. From Labour MPs, a cold, sinister silence ○
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Through the whistling stillness came Kemi's insistent interrogations. She was cool, shimmeringly superior. For a third time: did the official vetting of Mandelson disclose the Epstein dirt?