After all the pain he caused the late Queen with his hateful memoir Spare, I couldn't have imagined a moment when I'd actually feel sorry for Prince Harry.
Like millions, I watched open-mouthed as Melania Trump delivered her furious message out of the blue, declaring: 'I had no relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.'
So many questions sprung to mind upon reading that, according to those close to 'Team Sussex', Prince Harry 'would love' to bring his family to his father's private Sandringham estate this summer.
Frankly, there were no surprises when rumours spread at the weekend that Princess Beatrice 's six-year marriage to the dashing Italian count Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi was in trouble.
Watching Louis Theroux 's documentary Inside the Manosphere, I did laugh out loud when its chief villain turned out to be the livestreamer HSTikkyTokky. What kind of juvenile name is that?
Meghan and Harry have announced they will be embarking on a pseudo-royal tour of Australia in mid-April. But do the Sussexes realise that they might be heading for a blunder Down Under?