The combination of youth, money and long periods of downtime makes footballers the perfect canvases for some of the world's most striking and sometimes strange body art.
It marks a happy turn since his worry in March, when he was taken to hospital after falling ill at Old Trafford ahead of United's 3-2 win over Liverpool.
Rio Ferdinand has revealed that he is now earning nearly twice what he did at Manchester United, following his evolution from star athlete to media mogul.
Fernandes has enjoyed a memorable season - he recorded his 21st assist of the campaign against Brighton on Sunday, a Premier League record - but has still been unable to escape the ire of Keane.
Harry Maguire cut a glum figure as he broke cover for the first time since it was confirmed that the England defender will not be taking part in this summer's World Cup.
Harry Maguire's wife has joined her in-laws in publicly condemning Thomas Tuchel following his shock decision to axe the Manchester United star from England's World Cup squad.
The tussle for space at the top is between Pep Guardiola and Sir Alex Ferguson - who once subtly offered his friend the chance to succeed him at Manchester United.