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JONES
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52 days ago
Friday was not a good day. I went down to put washing on in my cellar, only to find it flooded due to the torrential rain. I now own an indoor pool.
79 days ago
LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I cling on to my real love ○
David 1.0 and I continued to argue for a bit. About him failing to tell me he wasn't coming for New Year's Eve.
3 months ago
LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I make my resolutions and vow I'll never have sex with a man just two hours after meeting him... ○
You might think it's a bit late to make New Year's resolutions, but I'm writing this before Christmas, so in fact I am early.
4 months ago
LIZ JONES'S DIARY: 'We've both been rejected,' I tell her. 'But now we have each other' ○
Why does your body always let you down at a crucial moment? On the morning I was leaving to drive to Wales, I woke with a stye on my left eye. It's just typical.
5 months ago
LIZ JONES DIARY: In which, for the first time, I realise I love someone (and she IS a person) more than my blasted career... ⊕
In which I put someone else first
6 months ago
I've seen the real Victoria Beckham... her actions gave me PTSD, she shunned me and even banned me from glancing in her direction. And I know exactly why: LIZ JONES ⊖
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a story from The Daily Mail 💩 › The Daily Mail
It's a been a busy few days for Victoria Beckham. Last week, she unveiled her collection for spring/summer 2026 at the 17th century Val-de-Grace abbey in Paris.
LIZ JONES'S DIARY: He texts on my birthday and says he has a big decision to make… Is it about me? ○
The hotel staff think I am on my honeymoon.
LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I fulfil the ambition of a lifetime and make my runway debut... ○
I never dreamt this would become a reality. I am about to walk, as a model, on the catwalk of a fashion show*. Who would have thought, at my age, I would be considered worthy of such an honour.
8 months ago
LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which old emails from a torrid affair leave me overcome by nostalgia ○
With no man on the horizon I have decided I need to be more handy. As in performing DIY. Oh, how can I make this not seem rude? I mean more self-sufficient around the house.