The rise of influencers is surely the scourge of our times. They're undisciplined and unmonitored, sailing their little ships of personal greed upon a bubbling ocean of freebies.
Dare I dream that Scotland's World Cup dream is over at last? The torture of the nation's performance has been piercing, and the inglorious end that awaits cannot come a moment too soon.
The TV star says parents seem to be oblivious to their children's meltdowns in public - and the impact they have on those trying to enjoy a meal in peace.
I hate to sound like Mary Whitehouse's maiden aunt, but the ongoing pandemic of online porn has meant society has become hypersexualised to a degree that is increasingly perturbing.
What should the world's most private celebrity couple do to mark their eighth wedding anniversary? Silently toast each other with fine champagne while snuggled under a blanket?
Where is the measuring stick with which to judge the correct emotional distance between the tolerable and the unendurable? It doesn't exist - and nor should it.