What a sign of these lunatic times that the Sussexes were in the Middle East possibly at the same time as the former Duchess of York, who is reportedly somewhere in the Emirates.
What the hell was Prince William doing in Saudi Arabia, in his suede boots and open-necked shirt, his lemon-faced presence giving legitimacy to one of the most repressive regimes on the planet?
JAN MOIR: The reviews are in for Emerald Fennell's 'Wuthering Heights' and many of them reach the kind of withering heights a filmmaker should only read in a quiet parsonage.
What has Omid Scobie been doing since trying to persuade the world that his friend Duchess Meghan is not his friend and that he is not a mouthpiece for Prince Harry?
There can be no winners in these sagas of curdled love and twisted family dynamics, no one to emerge triumphant from these toxic situations amplified by fame, wealth and power.
Keir Starmer put in another abysmal performance at PMQs this week. Like a sulky child throwing their toys out the pram, he floundered, he flustered and then got angry.
Has it really been more than 300 days since the Duchess of Sussex launched her deathless As Ever brand? It seems like yesterday. It seems like a thousand years ago.
I think the most important message to relay to women about these assaults is be aware of your surroundings and who is in your space when travelling alone.