I wish I had a gaggle of girlfriends, truly I do. Even one would be nice. Then I look at people like Blake Lively and Meghan Markle in the news and I am reminded of why I find women quite so scary.
I rather wish William would be brave enough to go further and confess that he, like myself and millions of other Britons today, enjoys traditions but doesn't fully believe.
Ghastly. Awkward. Inconvenient. That's how I'd find the experience of being hit on at the gym.
And yet, it's apparently where everyone is getting their fun these days.
Look who's back! It's Duchess Meghan and her loyal sidekick Harry in Jordan, slinking back into the spotlight in saintly ivory ensembles to cosplay as working royals again.
I am a woman, and of relatively sound mind, and I can tell you that there are certain articles of clothing men wear on holiday that are a resounding turn-off.