BORIS JOHNSON: Wow, what a movie! But if you want the full uncensored version of Odysseus with all the sex, gods and humour, go and read Homer ⊕⊕
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8 days ago
I came out of that Imax feeling like a cracked crustacean washed up on the tarry shingle of the Mediterranean, as wrung-out and storm-tossed as Matt Damon's Odysseus himself.
15 days ago
BORIS JOHNSON: Never mind the Bayeux Tapestry, it's just French propaganda... Here's proof it was ENGLAND wot won the Battle of Hastings ⊖
I don't want to seem remotely ungrateful to my old chum Emmanuel Macron for lending us the Bayeux Tapestry which arrived in London yesterday.
21 days ago
BORIS JOHNSON: As America marks its 250th anniversary, here's why it won't be overtaken by China for at least 100 years - and it's all thanks to Great Britain ⊕⊕
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They say that today is going to be the greatest party in the history of the United States. So, I hope the people of America remember whose project this all was in the first place.
29 days ago
BORIS JOHNSON: What an ex-spook told me about foreign powers using electronic gremlins to manipulate our thoughts should terrify us all ○
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The other day I was invited for a meeting in London with one of those secret-squirrel types who once had something to do with Israeli intelligence. He had concerns about TikTok.
35 days ago
BORIS JOHNSON: A decade after Britain's momentous Brexit vote, any politician would have to be out of their tiny mind to campaign for Britain to rejoin the EU ⊕
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It was ten years ago that the people of this country voted to leave the European Union , and I look back on that moment with undiminished joy - and continuing amazement.
43 days ago
BORIS JOHNSON: Elon Musk is the supreme example of the ego-driven lust to excel that is the engine of capitalism. That's why SpaceX could be such a boon to the human race ⊕⊕
It isn't so much the size of the SpaceX flotation that boggles the mind, though the statistics are pretty staggering in themselves.
50 days ago
BORIS JOHNSON: Putin's defeat would be a wonderful moment - and, trust me, it will happen. We just need the guts to help Ukraine win faster ⊕
The attack was so sensational and audacious that in the past few days people have actually started to wonder: is it possible that Ukraine could win this war?
57 days ago
BORIS JOHNSON: What's happening to our country when Dame Helen Mirren can be abused in the street as an 'evil Zionist b***h' by an anti-Semitic Corbynista? ⊖⊖
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I can't think of anything more calculated to arouse the fury of a free-born, red-blooded Englishman than the sight of our beloved Helen Mirren, 80, being subjected to hate-filled abuse.
64 days ago
BORIS JOHNSON: The nasty stye in my eye and dire warning from the genius who discovered penicillin that all humanity must listen to ⊖⊖
Uh oh, I didn't like the look of this one. I had one of those eye infections that just wouldn't go away and, as my eye started to swell and I looked ever more piratical, I worried: what if it's a sup…
71 days ago
BORIS JOHNSON: If these Left-wing clowns do defenestrate Starmer, it'll be a completely undemocratic fraud on voters. And the nation will clamour for an early election… ⊖
Not another one! The market for former UK prime ministers is, frankly, already saturated. I think I speak for the rest of this elite trades union when I say that we didn't expect another member for y…