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RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: However did we survive summer without amber UV alerts and Nanny ordering us to stay indoors, keep hydrated and wear sunscreen? ⊖

found 2026 › May › 25 (Mon) @ 16:57 UTC

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! Tins hats on, curtains drawn, stay hydrated, or YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!