Men, women know your gilet is a desperate effort to hide a multitude of sins. Your attempts at 'management consultant chic' make you look like a badly packed 'faux finance bro'. But hope is at hand. THIS is the only acceptable way to wear a body warmer... ⊕

Apparently opinion is divided on the issue of men in gilets. According to an article in The ­Spectator magazine, gilets have come along 'leaps and bounds' and are now the height of sophistication.