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LIZ JONES: I need money. I can't think of any other way to make ends meet... so I'm doing the unthinkable ⊕

found 2026 › Mar › 29 (Sun) @ 12:06 UTC

I've launched, like a ship! Just wet me with champagne, Kate Middleton! I have morphed into Gwyneth Paltrow!