Within the last week, have you done one or more of the following? Cleaned your house. Cooked in a non-stick pan. Worn make-up. Drunk tap water. Charged your phone.
Having made his name in the West End and on Broadway and then in films such as Brazil, Evita and Tomorrow Never Dies ,his professional life has entered a more reflective mode of late.
Laughing together at a rugby match. Whispering sweet nothings at the polo. Smooching in the stands at the 2007 Cricket World Cup. She was the leggy blonde, he was the hunky prince.
Opening my back door to put the bins out earlier this week, I felt something tiny and winged land on my shoulder. I batted it away, only to feel another touch down on top of my head.
The third series of the hugely-popular BAFTA-award-winning show, which drew seven million viewers per episode at its peak, started last week and is already receiving rave reviews.
So-called 'proceeds of crime ' auctions are a booming business: you'll find designer clothes, expensive watches, rare antiques, sought-after artwork and a range of more obscure items.
But we all know that bad dreams - whether the bogeyman under the bed, giving a work presentation naked or sitting your finals again - aren't real, so they can't hurt you... right? Wrong.
The latest middle-class must-have, Dubai chocolate has been dubbed 'the Hermès bag of chocolate'. But such is its popularity that, chances are, you haven't been able to get your hands on one.