They say the camera never lies. But you could be forgiven for thinking that the photograph which has just surfaced of Stephen Hawkin was the product of AI trickery.
Angela Rayner was asked in a TV interview, when she was deputy PM, if she would ever want the top job. 'Not a chance,' she replied with a smile. 'It would age me by ten years within six months.'
Two nurses are now behind bars for drugging stroke victims for an 'easy life' and a pensioner was sexually assaulted on the same ward. Police still haven't concluded their inquiries, either.
For the past week, after her much-publicised appearance on the beach in Hove - wrapped in a £175 camo pink Dryrobe, sipping a glass of wine (pictured) - Angela Rayner has kept a low profile.
The controversial BBC documentary Gaza : How To Survive A Warzone begins with a young boy speaking to the camera inside the bombed out shell of a building.
Sadistic, cold-blooded, premeditated. The slaughter of three little girls was all of those things. Even now, though, one chilling fact is still hard to comprehend. That the perpetrator was only 17.