Princess Anne took just a few minutes to walk past waiting fans on her way to Brecon Cathedral the other day, but she managed to step back more than 40 years.
Wearing crisp white bathrobes with their hair still damp, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and Peter Mandelson sit on either side of their perverted ringmaster.
Downing Street said there was 'no requirement' for Sir Keir Starmer to interview the disgraced peer before handing him the most high-profile and sensitive post in the diplomatic service.