BRYONY GORDON: Nerve damage, hormone issues and cancer… I thought my gel nails were a treat. Then an expert told me I'd made a disastrous mistake - and this is the only way to fix it ⊖⊖

Hold the front page, stop the presses and, if you're standing up, you might want to find somewhere comfortable and sit down: for it is my sad duty to inform you that Abbey Clancy has broken a nail.