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Why Center Parcs is hell on earth: It's overpriced, filled with gurning morons getting drunk... and really rather tacky. Now I'm middle-aged, I've realised the unpalatable truth ⊖

found 2025 › Dec › 10 (Wed) @ 02:25 UTC

As I approach middle age, with a small child to entertain, Lord save me from the inevitable hell of another Center Parcs mini break.